Disgruntled notes to no one

Have a general grievance you'd like to share with the campus population? Submit one (or more) to Joe Dillon, jad005@marietta.edu, and we'll pick the best to be featured in our next issue!

Dear adults who utilize social media,

You might not be looking for a job or applying to grad school, but the things you put on Facebook and Twitter are under plenty of scrutiny, too.

Sincerely,

#thinkbeforeyoutweet

Dear scrawny men in the gym,

You don't have to make those ridiculous faces and grunting noises..

Sincerely,

I know 100 pounds can be heavy

Dear girls,

That walk of shame wouldn't be so bad if you were wearing more than a tank top and short skirt

Sincerely,

It gets pretty cold at night during the winter

Dear male population,

Why not wear something other than tennis shoes every once in a while?.

Sincerely,

I know you didn't just come back from a run

Dear "trendy" girl,

Please take the feathers out of your hair.

Sincerely,

You're not a bird

Dear friend,

I already know how cold it is outside, you don't have to prove it by putting your freezing hand on my face.

Sincerely,

I'm not outside for a reason